Things I Learned From Movie X: Colombiana

It's sad that her hotness is directly disproportionate to the quality of the films she chooses to appear in.

Earlier in the week, I was lucky enough to get tickets (through Show Film First) to a preview screening of Colombiana, which has already opened in the States but doesn't until the 9th of September in Britain. As someone who likes a lot of the silly trash that Luc Besson puts out, I was disappointed by how mediocre the film was. It never rises above its own ridiculousness to become actually fun, so despite being a film about a very attractive woman killing bad guys, it winds up being incredibly dull.

On the plus side, I got a really funny article out of it.