By turns angry, whimsical and digressive - but hopefully always funny - these essays are usually more fun to write than the films they are about, and you can find them all archived here.
Wild Wild West
The Last Airbender
The Losers
Piranha 3-D
Jonah Hex
Torque
Doom
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
New York, I Love You
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole
Drive Angry
Captain America: The First Avenger
Sucker Punch
Colombiana
Scream 4
Just Go With It
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Green Lantern
The Ugly Truth
Unknown
Heaven's Gate
Snow White Edition
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Prometheus