Things I Learned From Movie X

Since May 2010, I've been a contributor to Box Office Prophets, which is a great box office analysis and general pop culture website that I'd been reading for years before I got the opportunity to write for them. As well as taking part in the actual analysis side of things, I contribute a fortnightly column called Things I Learned From Movie X, in which I watch terrible and/or ridiculous films, then try to break down that experience into a series of life lessons that you, the reader can take away from them.

By turns angry, whimsical and digressive - but hopefully always funny - these essays are usually more fun to write than the films they are about, and you can find them all archived here.

The Expendables
Wild Wild West
The Last Airbender
The Losers
Piranha 3-D
Jonah Hex
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
New York, I Love You
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole
Drive Angry
Captain America: The First Avenger
Sucker Punch
Scream 4
Just Go With It
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York 
Transformers: Dark of the Moon 
Green Lantern
The Ugly Truth
Heaven's Gate
Snow White Edition
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter