Here's the latest Things I Learned From Movie X on Doom. Yes, Doom. I've had this on DVD for quite literally years but never got around to watching it because, well, it's Doom. Why rush? It'll still be a poorly-reviewed attempt to take a game which didn't have the strongest plot and turn it into an action movie franchise whether I watched it the day I bought it or 4 years in the future.
But I'm sorting out my DVD collection at the moment and I just can't bring myself to get rid of a DVD I haven't watched, so finally giving it a shot served double duty as both fodder for a column and a way to clear shelf space. I think this may be the most good that Doom has ever done for anyone in the world, ever.
(In case you can't tell: I think the movie is kind of really shit.)